Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
Oscar Wilde
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
Thomas Fuller
The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
Oscar Wilde
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Henry Louis Mencken
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
Wilson Mizner
A husband who submits to his wife`s yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman`s influence ought to be entirely concealed.
Honore de Balzac
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
Henry Louis Mencken
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they`re valued.
Benjamin Franklin
Men who marry wives very much superior to themselves are not so truly husbands to their wives as they are unawares made slaves to their position.
Plutarch
A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.
Honore de Balzac
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Henry Louis Mencken
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
Henry Louis Mencken
A husband is what`s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
There are few women so perfect that their husbands do not regret having married them at least once a day.
Jean de La Bruyere
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore de Balzac
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand