An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren`t..

Sacha Guitry

If you haven`t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven`t seen her smile her prettiest..

Kin Hubbard

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows..

Thomas Fuller

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life..

Oscar Wilde

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives..

Henry Louis Mencken

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep..

Wilson Mizner

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation..

Philip Chesterfield

A husband who submits to his wife`s yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman`s influence ought to be entirely concealed..

Honore de Balzac

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous..

Henry Louis Mencken

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave..

Martin Luther

One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they`re valued..

Benjamin Franklin

Men who marry wives very much superior to themselves are not so truly husbands to their wives as they are unawares made slaves to their position..

Plutarch

A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her..

Honore de Balzac

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him..

Henry Louis Mencken

One man`s folly is often another man`s wife..

Helen Rowland

There are few women so perfect that their husbands do not regret having married them at least once a day..

Jean de La Bruyere

Do not choose for your wife any woman you would not choose as your friend if she were a man..

Joseph Joubert

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you..

Jean Rostand

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her..

Sacha Guitry

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her..

Agatha Christie